Thursday, June 16, 2005

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,AHHHHHHHHHH

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Monday, June 13, 2005

Zartha

Join the Mindfull Resourfull Idea Clan of Zartha!!
Zartha needs fresh recruits to spread the message!!
Tell all your friends, foes and Pie's.

Operation Geldof

Time to act upon thy word.
Taketh thy gun and gun down thy geldof, t3h Drunk raggy looking irish that should stop complaining about us giving to africa when he is a milionare.
Down with Ireland!!
All shall move to the holy country, Australia!!!!1111one

Friday, June 10, 2005

Bleh

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trotters-London
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trotters

Save the anti trotters movements on these pages, people might actually try to edit out the properness of them but I say take them down.

Newscast from the sky

The new Popes a Nazi.
Everone knew this but I just beat Hitler at chess and said he personally choose the new pope from his influencal big 8.
All who obey the Lord shall knowth his rath when the gays are exterminated by Bush, All hail Bush...
Messenger out.

The Other World

Hey, god found these funny entries to various topics on the scum that is wapanese.

"
“Wapanese” are decidedly caucasian individuals who, by means of thoroughly warped postmodern acculturation processes, have come to the decision that it is in their best interest to act as if they were denizens of the nation of Japan. The term “wapanese” can be accurately though of as an analog to wigger. A whitey can be classified as a “Wapanese” if they are in possession of two or more of the following defining traits:


1. Has an unhealthy obsession with shallow, saccharine and intellectually insulting animation shows (also refered to as anime by the nerd elite) originally tailored for young Japanese children

2. Operates under the erroneous belief that every aspect of American culture is vastly inferior to that of Japan’s – even though 99.9% of Wapanese have never had firsthand experience of any sort with their preferred culture (in other words, they’ve never set so much as one foot upon the island(s) of Japan)

3. Halfheartedly studies Japanese language and/or is a part-time practitioner of martial arts

4. Has a sword (samurai swords only, of course) collection

5. Is a Virgin
6. May be afflicted with a terminal case of yellow fever; however, they constantly fail in their quest for Japanese pootytang

7. Extreme cases may traipse around whilst wearing a “costume” that makes them resemble their favorite anime characters (this practice is reffered to as cosplay; cross-dressing and raging homosexuality is not an uncommon component of cosplay.)


Interestingly, Wapanese are generally though of as “failures” and rejects within their own culture. Social scientists such as myself speculate that it was their failure to gain acceptance within their own culture than has lead many a white geek to seek out Japan’s culture as a surrogate; however, they’d be shattered to know that the insular and somewhat racist Japanese society would be even less accepting of them than the people of their true and native culture.
Wapanese munch on imported Pocky and wash it down with a bottle of Pocari Sweat.


A wapanese person is more acurately described as a social misfit that tries to find belonging by means of the Japanese Culture by entering a group or other groups of people with similar background and common interest(that being the Japanese culture.)

This person often finds the Japanese culture to be superior to any other culture(usually in defense of their newly found place of being), and finds great pride in showing off a new word or new words he/she has learned from an anime or a word from a manga he/she translated, and often insults those that DO know Japanese because the speaker doesn't truly know what he/she said.(there are no true curse words in Japanese, btw, just different terms which can be insulting in a situation).

Litterally "Wannabe Japanese" American slang for anyone who isn't Japanese but wishes they were.

Sympoms include:

1)Dissing your country & race.

2)An Excessive J-rock/J-pop/J-metal/J-Tech/J-Goth/J-Rap CD collection, music videos & wall posters.

3)An extencive Japanese slang vocabulary from music, fashion, lifestyles, books, etc. Words like "Visual Kei" "Gothic Lolita" "Ganguro" "Kogal" "Otaku" "Cosplay" "Yaoi" "Doujinshi" "Para-Para" "Parasite singles" & "Con"

4)Being a total geek about Japanese sent fandoms like games & animations & being really really proud about it.

5)If you think that Japanese sounds sexier & that the Japanese are sexier & that they have better taste in everything from music to chewing gum.

6)They tend to know trivial facts beyond slang like Japanese minimum wage & why Halajuku & Shinjuku are the coolest places to visit & they contridict you on your pronounciation.

Caucasian Americans that follow the ways of Japanese culture so they can be "Japanese." They are the reasons why many Japanese-Americans look down on us. If the Wapaneseism becomes too much of fad by many Caucasian-Americans then our fellow Japanese-American counterparts will actually start to think mainstream Americans are retarded

Can be white, black, Hispanic, or even Asian.*Counting all Asian countries other then Japan believe me I know and seen them*
Often has a unhealthy obsession with all things Japanese even though they know nothing about Japan it’s self. Most want to live in Japan even though it cost more money to live there then they want to believe. Most love anime but in a unhealthy way and or something Japanese be it a car company or electronic company. *See Sony, Honda, ect* Many dine on Japanese food such as ramen even though it was invented in continental Asia. Most over pay for “pocky” a cheep bread stick like candy that you can buy state side under different names and makes for less and better taste.

Most want to be Japanese or marry or just have sex with a Japanese person just because they are Japanese.
"
Remember to hunt down the protestors and wapanese as much as you can.
Gods message out.

Mission from Major Tom

Extra Extra, just in from god,
Follow your Athiest brothers and sisters and kill all Wapanese ANime fans, thats right, them otaku scum that shag anything japanese.
Extra Extra

Calamari Democracy

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........
And So on.
Welcome to gods message on earth.
Obey All.
Now thats out of the way, Kill that frecking Bob Geldof, it would be better off if the americans and EU just bombed the whole of africa, then there will be no more poverty.
Man I should be President.
Also any of thoose who want to take to the streets on the day of the G8 summit and carry a gun to shoot the protestors is welcome to and recieves full support from god as he is saying.
Goodbye, you are the weakest link.